Give me some skin

Speedo bodysuitIt is not a secret that I love swimming. In fact I have competed in my younger days. In the good old times when I thought I was invincible and never had to stop because of an injury.

I love swimming because of how the water feels on skin, I love it because swimming up and down a swimming pool calms me down when I am pissed off, simply put I love it because swimming is in my blood. Or at least that’s how it feels. Swimming has always been my life. Every boyfriend that dared to say that I spend too much time in the pool got dumped without a second thought.

One of the perks of swimming is that you get to see guys in speedo’s. We all know that male swimmers have the best bodies… Period! Don’t give me that BS that body builders have better bodies cause they don’t. If you think that is the case you’ve obviously never had a good look at real swimmers. But… these days they are covering up those gorgeous bodies. I understand that it is all for a greater cause, but still…

No matter how fast a swim suit is, it almost feels like we’re going back in time. Back to the days where we all had to cover up as much of our body as possible. Instead of checking out all those beautiful muscles on the swimmers we now have to look at swimmers that are covered from their ankle to their shoulders. How boring is that? Give me some skin dudes!!!!

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Posted on Monday, August 11th, 2008 Under: Sport | 2 Comments »

How honest are you?

I saw a little test on Blog Things about honesty and thought it’d be fun to do. I consider myself to be fairly honest. I don’t shy away from telling someone how it is even if that means telling something what the other person doesn’t want to hear.

In the test however they had one little question about taxes and yes -  I admit it - once I wasn’t so honest about that. Ticking a box that I wasn’t supposed to tick so I didn’t have to pay as much tax. But in my defence I would like to say that I didn’t ask for the refund at the end of year that I was entitled to so I guess that evened it out.

The results of my test:

You Are Somewhat Honest

You do tend to tell the truth a lot
But you also stretch the truth on occasion
You figure a little lie isn’t a big deal
As long as it doesn’t hurt anyone too much!

How Honest Are You?

Posted on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 Under: Confessions | 2 Comments »

100th Post on Secretely.net

This will be the 100th post on my blog and to celebrate I thought it would be fun to have a look at what people were looking for on my blog. I have only taken a small selection of all the things people are looking for on this blog otherwise the post simply gets way too long. But it’s interesting nevertheless (in my opinion).

Eye Candy Jason Castro

Jason CastroHmmmmmmmmmmm. He is eye candy, isn’t he? So just because it’s my 100th post and I am in a good mood I will give in and post some eye candy named Jason Castro.

Beth Chapman Breasts

People must be obsessed with her impressive chest, because this is actually the #1 keyword that drives people to my blog. But unfortunately for them, they will not find any pictures of Beth Chapmans breasts or nipples, nor will they find any information about whether or not she has had breast surgery or what her bra size is. What you can find is a post called “If you’ve got it; Flaunt it!

Jerry Spring Pay Per View

If you would take a closer look at my in-laws you would not have to pay to see a Jerry Springer show. I have seen more drama in the years I have been married to DH than I have seen on any Jerry Springer show. For example: A psycho mother-in-law, Pregnant sister-in-law who’s should not be allowed to have kids, death threats, and the list goes on and on.. I have stopped writing about it because my in-laws are doing my head in. Bet Jerry Springer would LOVE to have this family on the show.

EntreCard Problem

I guess it’s fair to say that I’ve had a few EntreCard problems; I had troubles staying logged in and the new EC toolbar doesn’t seem to work for me either. But to send people here to find a solution for their EC problems… NO!! Wrong site.

Smoking Weed

Not long ago I wrote one post about Smoking Weed. Now Google sends me visitors with queries like these:

  • I really like him but he smokes pot what should I do?
  • what to do with a friend that smokes pot?
  • will the doctor know I smoke pot at a physical exam?
  • do or die: smoking weed

Mr Whippy Ice Cream Music

Mr. Whippy? Yummy… Love their banana thick shakes. I guess I am not the only one who dances to the music coming out of the ice cream truck. I can’t give you the music, but you can read my silly post about how much I love Mr. Whippy.

Plastic Surgery Sissy

Yes, I have admitted before that I am a sissy when it comes to watching surgeries on TV, but that doesn’t mean that I haven’t had plastic surgery before. In fact; I have no problems having surgery myself because my lights go out when they actually operate on me. Thank God for anaesthetics. I was not aware though that Google classifies me as a Plastic Surgery Sissy.

Posted on Monday, August 4th, 2008 Under: Geeky Stuff | 4 Comments »

New Theme & Top Droppers July

Problogging themeI was getting a little bit bored with my old theme, so I finally decided to change it to the Problogging theme. Not sure why it’s called Problogging theme, because I find it very girly. Anyway, I made a few tiny changes and I’m pretty happy with the result. Let me know what you think of it as well.

I also would like to thank all the peeps over at Entrecard for visiting my blog and dropping their cards. As always it is very much appreciated!!

The top droppers for July:

Posted on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 Under: Geeky Stuff | 7 Comments »